Get out of your asparagus comfort zone
The asparagus season has begun in earnest. We’re practically living on the stuff. Possibilities abound. There’s asparagus soup, asparagus salad, asparagus with Hollandaise, asparagus risotto, asparagus frittata. We remained safely tucked in our asparagus comfort zone until one day, not so long ago, we got really bored. The moment had come to try asparagus dumplings. Don’t ask me why but the whole concept of having an asparagus in a dumpling sounded pretty weird too me. However, since the Silver Spoon (an undisputed authority on all matters related to Italian food) recommends it I decided to give it a try.
The recipe asks you for pureeing a lot of asparagus (and I mean a lot!), mixing the puree with stale bread and eggs to obtain a mixture to make dumplings from.
Somehow this felt wrong to me. Asparagus is expensive and it takes all that effort to make it grow into long beautiful spears. How can it possibly make sense to puree it and make it fall victim to such basic ingredients? It certainly didn’t help that the whole thing did not look very promising. Pale little balls were sitting on my kitchen counter, looking at me as if asking ‘So, is this what you wanted us to be? How can you be so cruel?’ My heart sank even further when I set to deep fry the odd-looking creatures. But that was before I dug my teeth into them and, oh my, what can I say. I was in asparagus paradise.
That precious vegetable I had felt so sorry for shone through the dumplings (which, by the way, looked quite appetizing after their bout of deep frying). I ate more of the little creatures than I can remember. So what’s the moral here? Always trust the Silver Spoon.
Asparagus dumplings ‘Bella Elena’
adapted from The Silver Spoon
1kg asparagus, spears trimmed
50g bread, crusts removed
200ml milk
40g Parmesan cheese, freshly grated
4 eggs
120g dried breadcrumbs
4 tablespoons plain flour
vegetable oil, for deep-frying
salt and pepper
Cook the asparagus in salted, boiling water for 15 minutes. Meanwhile, tear the bread into pieces, place in a bowl, pour in the milk and leave to soak. Drain the asparagus, cut off the tips and set aside. Place the stems in a food processor and process to a purée, then scrape into a bowl. Squeeze out the bread and stir it into the purée with the Parmesan. Separate one of the eggs and stir the yolk, together with two whole eggs, into the purée. Season with salt and pepper and stir in the asparagus tips. If the mixture is too runny, add some of the breadcrumbs or more Parmesan. Shape the mixture into balls. Spread out the flour in a shallow dish, beat the remaining egg in another shallow dish and spread out the breadcrumbs in a third. Dip the asparagus balls first in the flour, then in the beaten egg and, finally, in the breadcrumbs. Heat the oil in a pan, add the asparagus balls, in batches if necessary, and fry until golden brown all over. Remove with a fish slice and drain on kitchen paper. Serve immediately.
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